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DONT WATCH THE MOVIE "TEETH"!!!!!...



...that is all

By: Nicholas Branham (a.k.a. Leveldup)









1. Wrapping paper gives some seriously deep paper-cuts

2. Depression is when you stare out your windows for 3 months

3. Screaming in your bed is not cause for a trip to a mental hospital.

4. The best way to say "I love you" is a long, hard, and cold stare.

5. Werewolves cliff-dive when in human form, but once they're werewolves they lost all ability to swim.

6. Parking in the middle of the road is perfectly legal

7. Colorado has never heard of using barriers for car on cliff tops

8. Never slap a werewolf

9. A search and rescue party that consisting of one shirt-less guy is perfectly acceptable.

10. "Taking more risks" is when you decide to ride a motorcycle, ONCE.

11. Seeing a ghost figure of an ex-boyfriend is a perfectly sane thing to happen.

12. Also hearing his voice. Yep, thats normal.

13. It is possible to make a 2 hour "Action-PACKED" movie with only about 4 mins and 30 secs of action. (I shit you not)

14. Next time you see a group of Native Americans wearing just boxer shorts, it's pretty safe to assume they're werewolves.

15. Having about 2 inches of space between you and another person is the only way to have a conversation.

16. The sun is at it "highest" at noon.

17. ROMEO AND JUILET!!!! GET IT?!!?!?1/ HAH aha hahaha hahahaha AAAAAAAAahhhhhh

18. People with psychic powers are terrible at using them.

19. Being a vampire involves running in a white dress

20. Werewolves are kinda dumb when it comes to keep they're ancient secrets, secret

21. Don't make a werewolf angry, you wouldn't like him when he is angry.

22. If no one like the treaty, then why do they keep it?

23. Edward and Jacob have more sexual tension between themselves then they do with Bella (GO TEAM....uhh....JACWARD?)

24. Victoria has, in fact, done NOTHING to make herself the main villain besides want to kill Bella (So, I guess I'm the main villain too)

25. Laurent is awesome! (Rastafarian Vampire)

26. The second I actually like any character in this damn series he gets killed.

27. Feeling sad? Jump off a cliff.

28. Bella has mental defenses that remain me of Raz from Psychonauts and that makes me want die.

29. People who like twilight and I share a very different sense of humor. (A lot of people laughed after a lot of parts and I didn't laugh once. Well, except when I wasn't suppose too )

30. Running away to Italy for 3 days is only cause of a light scolding and a sarcastic grounding.

31. Telling a guy that you "love him" and then telling him one second later "fuck off I love someone else" is perfectly acceptable and not the most horrible thing you can say to someone ever.

32. You too can become a vampire! You just have to marry a vampire.



So thank you Stephanie Meyer for these very important lessons. Now if you will excuse me, I am go to go apply them to the real world and see how many days I can go before I get killed or locked away in a mental hospital.

Now that we're all clear on what is awesome lets see what sucks...

Kingdom Hearts

Twilight (HAHA, get it?)

Transformers 2

MOST "Horror" Movies

Writer's Block

Most GameStop Employees

Horror Remakes

Sacred 2

LOLcats

WHEN YOU RUN OUT OF KINGDOM OF LOATHING ADVENTURES AND HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL 10pm FOR MORE!.

Blackholes

Hmmmm....these are just off the top of my head, why don't you add to the list by telling me what sucks?

The following things are awesome....

Zombie Land

Parnormal Activity

Brutal Legend

Burnout Revenge

MISC CANDY! [link]

Waldo

Tales of Vesperia

CORN

Ballon Boy

South Park

Shaun of the Dead

Feel free to add to my list of things that are awesome~!

(The following things have been added by you, the viewer, and my not express the opinion of the journal write, but more then likely do)

Eggnog

Music

FRIENDZES

Fedoras

Abby's Butt

Okami

Animators

Game Designers

Abby's Butt (Again)

Halloween

KIRSTEN'S BOOBS

Being done with my 5th quarter at AIM, I am now spending the next few days up at my old campus, hanging out with my old chums.

Last quarter I a very less than pleasant and busy quarter so It really nice to be able to just chill and play video games all day.

The only thing that kinda unpleasant is the fact the my friend, of whom I am staying with, has a very fat cat. Now, normally I dont have that bug of a allergy to cats, but this cat is different.

It is essentially 3 cats glued together, so its making my sneeze ever now and again, but I can deal with it.

I case your wondering why there was no comic from me today it is because time moves really fast in North Dakota and I never had time to make one (ya right, I was just lazy). Dont worry I WILL have one next week.

Lastly, Go see Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs because it's amazing.